the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
I AM SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER.
I’d get this just so I could give people penis candles for their birthdays
thank you jesus
i was about to wonder what would happen if you stuck your penis in there
but then i realized
i guess the only time that Faith will eat hotdogs XD
Dammit, lost my phone…again, oi -_-