Ask Jolene_Starr
(Source: feltclffe, via hulahooplal)
Dedicated to the mothers that may be here with us and may not be.
No comic starter because of raisins.
(via cool77778)
the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
I AM SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER.
I’d get this just so I could give people penis candles for their birthdaysthank you jesus
i was about to wonder what would happen if you stuck your penis in there
but then i realized
i guess the only time that Faith will eat hotdogs XD
Thaaaaaats funny
SCIENCE!
ITS A DEMON BEING BORN FROM THE PITS OF HELL
WHATTHEFUCK?!?!!!!????!!!
(Source: laissesaigner, via viatori)
Dammit, lost my phone…again, oi -_-
reminder that this is a commercial that actually exists
you weren’t dreaming
oh my god, that noise she makes just before she closes the door!!!
Omfg
(via monocledman)



